Steve's 18+ Fujoshi Thread [NSFW] Skippy x Some Faggot?

[Steveoebi]

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Last x Kips

Though they QQ at each other there's more feelings than just rage...

"Fuck you fag" Kips yelled at Last. "Every day Kips we have to go through the same back and forth. Why Kips?" "No reason, you're just a fag." Said looking away blushing "What is it Kips?" Last said puzzled by Kips' reaction.

Kips then shoves Last onto the ground mounting him. "I want your 'ban hammer'" Kips whispered in Last's ear. "Kips I didn't know you felt this way" Last smiled. As they ripped off each others clothing Kips was taken back by the size of Last's 'ban hammer'. "I've seen many ban hammers but never one this big" Kips said before Last 'remove his talk powers' with his hammer. While Kips posted on Last's topic Last smiled and said "I think we should move this thread to a different section."

As Last layed back he moved Kips to his channel. With Last adding himself to Kip's server group. "Let me feel your admin powers." Kips moaned as Last posted harder and faster in Kips' thread. "I feel a ban coming!" Last moaned as he 'banned' Kips with the force of a 1000 waglers rage. Kips exhausted laying on top of Last joked "I'll feel that ban for a week"

Red x Red

It was a hot summer night. It was just Red and Red. Red asked "What are we gonna' do?" to which Red replied "I have an idea" as he slide his hand down Red's pants. "Herp derp" Red moaned as Red stroke Red's 'dragon'. "My body wasn't prepared" Red whimpered as he releasing an 'ultimate' that rivaled that of Kog'maw's. Shoot up in the air splatters all over the room. Red panting covered in his own "artillery" Red said "Well back to browsing comics.


Pwn x Raptor.

Whenever Pwn gets a headshot you'll never look at it the same way again...

"Come on in" Raptor invited Pwn into his home. "You can use my room until your dorms are ready" "Thanks" Pwn said stepping in and looking around the house. "Let me show you where you'll be sleeping." Raptor said with a greeting smile. "It's rather small" Pwn said examining Raptor's penis room. "Yeah there's not a lot to do with this much space, but maybe you could show me some of your magnum game play." Raptor chuckled to himself. "Sure, where's your comp?" Pwn said looking around the room.

Raptor closing and locking the door. "Not that kind of game play." grinned as he approached Pwn. "I meant this super magnum." As Raptor slid his hand down Pwn's pants. "Oh it's not a Super Magnum." "Oh?" "It's a Jamal Johnson Black Magnum!" Pwn boasted as he pulled down his pants. Raptor blushed "Oh my, you may not sound black anymore, but some things didn't change." Raptor exclaimed as went down on his knees and began to polished Pwn's 'barrel'.

As Pwn pats Raptor on the head and pants "Simon, call me El1x." Raptor surprised but manages to say "Okay, El1x" while Pwn headshots Raptor with his Brack Magnum. "Come on Pwn! Show me what you've practiced in wagl pubs!" While Pwn continues 'hard scoping' Raptor. "I feel it coming!" As Pwn grips Raptor's hair. "Get de_stroyed." Pwn moans just before he fires his Brack Magnum while Raptor tanks the headshot. "Welcome to New York, Pwn. We'll be doing this a lot more often. Also Pwn..." "What?" "Fuck you and your perm ghillie."

Ari x Baka Shout out to Ray for pitching a few ideas that got in. <3

Real gentlemen buy them dinner first.

"I'll get this one." Ari said reaching for the check. "What a gentleman.(It's like Steve wrote this within 2 seconds of the opening line.) Baka girlishly giggled to himself. "Oh my it's getting late. I should get home." "Here I'll drive you home." Ari offered. As they walked out the door of Baka's house Baka turned and said "I had a lot of fun tonight." Baka smiled. "Oh but the night isn't over just yet." Ari said as he grabbed Baka's hand and lead him towards the bedroom.

"W-Wait Ari!" "What is it?" "Let me put on something a bit more comfortable." Baka winks and walks into the next room. As Ari kicks off his shoes. He looks up to Baka in a perfect replica outfit of Kanade. "It suits you perfectly." Ari said as he ran his hand underneath Baka's shirt. "Lets see what we can do." Tossing Baka onto the bed. He lands with a pomf. "What are we going to do on the bed?" Baka asked. Ari smirked. "Weapon testing."

"Today I'll be bringing you the Ari's Cream Rocket." Ari then whipped out his rifle. "Lets see how much damage this gun."Ari draws his ACR and flanks Baka from behind rushing Baka's base. Baka moaned loudly being taken surprise by the ACR's DPS. "A-Ari it might be t-to strong." Regardless Ari kept his DPS test going. "You just have to prepare your gun for gunfights. As Ari reached under Baka's skirt, and began to load Baka's gun up. "Ari I-I think I'm ready for a g-gunfight." Ari placed Baka's hands onto his rifle. "Get ready." Ari began to crank up the DPS."You w-win." As Baka empties his whole clip. "I think it's for the accuracy test." Ari took several steps back. Cocked the weapon, and fired at Baka's head landing in his mouth. "Accurate as always." Ari boasted as he sat down to rest. "WHAT THE FUCK?!" Baka screamed with tears building up in his eyes. "What is it? "I got it all over my skirt. It's ruined now." Baka buried his face in the pillow. "..."

Finest x ¿

Written: Coxmuncher
Concept: Finest
Ghostwriter: Rayluv

Chapter One
Let there be lightman.

"Zzz" As Finest turns over her empty tea cup. "zzz. I guess I'll go visit The Tea Room." As Finest entered the room she got greeted with an "Ohai Finest." "Hi Steve." "How goes it Finest?" Finest taps her empty tea glass. "Ah, there's some left in the cupboard." As Steve points in the general direction while he plays LoL. "zzz. What did you do to my cupboard?" "Nothing, why?" "zzz. There's this green thing in here." Steve begins to look in Finest's direction. "Why don't you just throw it out?" "zzz" As Finest grabs the thing crackling starts. Steve begins to sit back in the chair. "Do you hear that?" Finest tugs slightly on the green thing. "zzz. What is i-"

As she tugs it begins to wrap around her arm as more tentacles shoot out wrapping around her limbs, and constricting. As Finest begins to struggle the tentacles constrict further ripping her clothing. Revealing moderate cleavage. "S-Steve help!" As Finest tries to squirm free. Steve jumps from the chair grabbing a tentacle and attempts to pull it off of Finest. As a tentacle grabs Steve's leg and tossing Steve against a wall, and being knocked out from the force of the throw. As the tentacles get higher and higher on the legs they begin to rip Finest's skirt apart.

A big long (As long as it took for this story to be written) tentacle emerged from the cupboard. As the tentacles spread Finest's legs open. Two large tentacles emerge from the cupboard. As they shoot up from under Finest; and with great force penetrate Finest. She arches her back in pleasure as the tentacles go further into her. Tentacles being to wrap around Finest's neck with a firm grip. Finest tries to gasp for air as the grip gets tighter as they begin to pulsate in her. Her eyes roll into the back of her head as she's reaching her limit. As the tentacles begin to pulsate with such force that dishes begin to fall off the counter. As she climaxes she begins to fade, and become limp. The tentacles pull out and let go on Finest. Dropping her to the floor with a thud, and retreats back into the cupboard.

With the thud it awakes Steve. Awoken groggy gets up slowly. "I guess that will count as sleep." As Steve begins to look around the room. Noticing Finest on the ground Steve rushes towards her. "What happened to you?" Steve asks out loud to an unconscious Finest. Steve puts his middle finger and index finger.... to her neck. "She doesn't seem to have a pulse, but she's still warm. As Steve looks at Finest's naked body covered in sweat. Lowering his hand slightly. "I-I shouldn't." Steve takes one more look at Finest's body, and slides his hand down cupping one of Finest's breasts. "It's so soft." Steve begins to slide a hand down Finest's inner leg. As Steve gets on top of Finest spreading her legs open slightly footsteps could be heard. Just as Steve hops off of Finest just as Rayluv enters the room. Ray looks at Steve who's besides a naked Finest. As Ray exclaims "What are yo-" Finest sits up. "zzz. Why'd you stop?" Steve's look darts back and forth from Ray and Finest. "It's not what it looks like!" Said Steve. "Oh I think I know what's happening." Ray says grinning.

Choose your destiny!

Guy


Girl

SKIPPY X SOME FAGGOT

It was a humid night. Skippy was fast asleep wearing only a pair of loose boxers. Late into the night Skippy is awoken by a strange sensation. Groggy from just waking up Skippy begins to look around the room to see nothing.

As Skippy lifts up the sheets to find a giant spider sucking on his cock. Startled as he sees eight eyes looking up at him. He did not try to make any sudden movements to scare the spider off. As the pleasure from the spider was nothing he had felt before. As his back arches he tries to keep as quiet as possible not to awake his family or to startle the spider as it continues. Without thought Skippy placed his hand on top of the spiders head. Feeling the hairs on the spiders head as he placed his hand on it. He tensed up almost certain that the spider would react and bite him, but the spider kept on.

Surprised that the spider did not react he begins to pet the spider. Letting out a feint moan due to being unable to suppress it had only made the spider eager for more. Noticing this Skippy started to let out soft moans that only the spider could hear. The spider then began to wrap it's silk tightly around Skippy's member only to resume sucking. Amplifying the pleasure Skippy let out a loud moan. As Skippy's shaft begins to numb due to the constriction of the silk. The spider bites down onto Skippy's penis injecting a deadly poison. Unaware Skippy lays still on the bed as he's hit with the high of his life. The spider to stick one of it's eight hairy legs into Skippy's rectum while sucking on his cock. As the poison spreads Skippy feels chills all over. Panting heavily Skippy feels pressure of cum and intense pleasure building up on his cock. Skippy lets out a very loud moan as he ejaculates upon the spider. Skippy's life slowly fading he lay smiling from what had just happened.

Fin.

Could add more or just add different stories onto this like.
Vince x Erik
Erik x Vince
Vince x Erik x Vince x Erik
Herp x Derp x Hurr x Durrr

I miss Erik.

[Iggor]

dats...

[Steveoebi]

dats...

hawt? I know.

[The Ass Was Fat]

I'm scared.

[ELLEGEE]

What the fucking...

[Steveoebi]

What the fucking...

I know it's exhausting. I'll give you some time to process.

[UnamedPlayer]

Lol.

[Vince]

I like the options for the different stories....

[Alkasirn]

I haven't been this turned on since that spidorsh thread.

[Elk]

Wait, did I stumble into Omegle?

[AkaiTenshi]

dats...

[Lenfried]

[佐藤]

.....

[Steveoebi]

I like the options for the different stories....

K, I'll write that along with Iggy x Red and Pwn x Raptor.

[Yuki]

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